Chicago Bulls Fans, Let’s Discuss Your Current Condition

Apr 18, 2015; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah (13) celebrates with teammates Jimmy Butler (21) and Mike Dunleavy (34) as they enter a timeout against the Milwaukee Bucks during the fourth quarter in game one of the first round of the 2015 NBA Playoffs at United Center. Mandatory Credit: Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports

These are all just a few of the issues that Bulls fans are coping with at the dawn of the 2015-16 season. Sure, not all of the optimism will pan out, but the good news is, neither will the pessimism. Hopefully for your sake, you aren’t a complete pessimist or a complete optimist and you’ll be just as happy and angry as the rest of us.

So whether you are Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde, just remember that if you are a Chicago fan, you won’t always agree on the outlook of a season. Split personalities rarely agree and there is also no cure for Dissociative Identity Disorder, but they do say treatment helps. So with that being the case, I will leave you with a list of things all Chicago fans should hate and hopefully that will help.

LeBron James
Aaron Rodgers
Goats
Anything with red wings
~~Yourselves~~ Snow. I meant snow.

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