The worst
No offense to these guys, but I would not want to be quarantined with any of them…
Jim Boylen
Can you imagine what it would be like to be quarantined with Jim Boylen? I get the feeling that he wouldn’t want you to do anything fun, e.g., play video games, watch movies, etc. I’m guessing he’d want you to do a lot of pushups and introspection of the soul. He would ask questions like, “Do you feel like your heart is in the right place during this quarantine?”
I don’t know, Jim. I just want to play video games and watch Netflix. Is that too much to ask for?
GarPax
I’m lumping Gar Forman and John Paxson into one person for this exercise. I wouldn’t want to be quarantined with either of them, but I definitely wouldn’t want to be quarantined with both of them.
The decision-making abilities of GarPax are frightening. How could you trust them to do the right thing during a pandemic? They’d probably assure you that they know what they’re doing and that they have the perfect plan. That “perfect plan” would probably be to go to a Taco Bell or something. Not necessarily horrible, but how does it help the current state of things?
Hopefully life can go back to normal soon and we can stop talking about who we’d most and least like to be quarantined with.