The best/worst Chicago Bulls to be stuck in quarantine with
By Luke Askew
The worst
No offense to these guys, but I would not want to be quarantined with any of them…
Jim Boylen
Can you imagine what it would be like to be quarantined with Jim Boylen? I get the feeling that he wouldn’t want you to do anything fun, e.g., play video games, watch movies, etc. I’m guessing he’d want you to do a lot of pushups and introspection of the soul. He would ask questions like, “Do you feel like your heart is in the right place during this quarantine?”
I don’t know, Jim. I just want to play video games and watch Netflix. Is that too much to ask for?
GarPax
I’m lumping Gar Forman and John Paxson into one person for this exercise. I wouldn’t want to be quarantined with either of them, but I definitely wouldn’t want to be quarantined with both of them.
The decision-making abilities of GarPax are frightening. How could you trust them to do the right thing during a pandemic? They’d probably assure you that they know what they’re doing and that they have the perfect plan. That “perfect plan” would probably be to go to a Taco Bell or something. Not necessarily horrible, but how does it help the current state of things?
Next. We need a LaVine-White stream ASAP. dark
Hopefully life can go back to normal soon and we can stop talking about who we’d most and least like to be quarantined with.