Building the best hooper with attributes from Chicago Bulls players
By Luke Askew
Experience
The last thing our player needs is some experience.
There aren’t many guys on this current Bulls team that have a lot of experience, so there’s only one reasonable player to choose here, and that’s Thaddeus Young.
Young doesn’t have nearly as much experience as a lot of guys in the league, but he’s logged nearly 1500 playoff minutes. That would surely be a nice addition to Shaquille Mokoka’s profile.
The finished product
It’s time to put our created player together. Here’s his new list of attributes:
- Name: Shaquille Mokoka
- Hair: Coby White
- Shooting ability: Lauri Markkanen
- Basketball IQ: Wendell Carter Jr.
- Defensive ability: Kris Dunn
- Athleticism: Zach LaVine
- Hustle: Ryan Arcidiacono
- Attitude: Denzel Valentine
- Frame: Otto Porter Jr.
- Experience: Thaddeus Young
That’s a pretty good player, right? Maybe even an MVP candidate?
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