Building the best hooper with attributes from Chicago Bulls players

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Hair

I mean… there’s only one reasonable option here. As much as I’d like to use Coby White for speed, quickness or confidence, his best attribute is his hair and we need to use it on our player. Picking anyone else’s hair would simply be an injustice to Shaquille Mokoka.

We’re off to a good start.

Shooting ability

The Bulls don’t have any truly elite shooters, but their two best snipers are Lauri Markkanen and Zach LaVine.

LaVine has another attribute that we’ll need later, so we’re going with Markkanen for this one.

Markkanen has had a tough year all around, especially shooting the ball from deep. He’s averaging over six attempts per game, but he’s shooting a rough 34.4 percent. Regardless of the numbers, his stroke is smooth and pure. Every time he shoots, it looks like it’s going to go in. He has one of the best looking missed jumpers in the league. (I’m not sure this is a good thing, but we’re going to go with it.)

If Shaquille Mokoka has Markkanen’s shooting ability, he’ll at least be a threat from outside.