Chicago Bulls players as contestants from “The Bachelorette”
By Luke Askew
Let’s have some fun and compare Chicago Bulls players to contestants from “The Bachelorette.” This will be weird, but here goes nothing.
There’s been a lot of serious basketball talk recently, which is great, but let’s take a break from the hardcore hoops analysis and have some fun with one of the country’s most popular TV shows.
The Bachelorette is a reality TV show centered around love and relationships. Each season, there’s one lead who dates a multitude of gentlemen in hopes of finding her perfect match, possibly resulting in an engagement at the end of the season.
This season of The Bachelorette stars Hannah Brown, a quirky, confident southerner looking for Mr. Right.
Hannah started the season with 30 guys pining after her, and now, we’re down to four.
In every season of The Bachelorette, there’s a fun combination of good guys and guys that make good TV. You could almost say the same thing about the Chicago Bulls as of late.
Is Jim Boylen a good coach? It’s too early to tell, but he’s definitely good TV. How about Zach LaVine? Lauri Markkanen? Coby White?
What’s the point of cheering for this team if you can’t have some fun and take some time out of the cyclical sadness that Bulls fans endure to compare notable players to contestants from one of the most ridiculous, fun, mesmerizing, popular, odd, frustrating, engaging reality shows that America has ever seen?
Without further ado, here are Chicago Bulls players as contestants from Season 15 of The Bachelorette. Let’s get weird.