The 10-song guide for getting through the Chicago Bulls’ Draft Night mess

“Fight Fire with Fire” by Metallica

"Fight fire with fire Ending is near Fight fire with fire Bursting with fear"

If you can’t identify this portion of the playlist, we’ve transitioned from a point of depressed pessimism directly into anger. I chose “Fight Fire with Fire” as a nod to the work of the masses who sent a million angry faces during GarPax’s Facebook Live presser.

Here’s your work:

First of all, great job, the lamestream media can’t be afraid to tell it like it is (says the guy who writes for a website owned by TIME, INC.).

The moves last night seemed to be done in a self-interested way; not to put tails in the seats of the United Center, but to clear some payroll problems.

Like seriously, Malik Monk and Dennis Smith were on the board and you’re going to pick a 7-footer who can shoot, but plays bad defense? Haven’t you had Nikola Mirotic for the last two seasons?

While the song might be a little heavy, I’m very frustrated with the events of last night’s draft. It was a very New York Knicks move for the Chicago Bulls, who went full-on crazy.