Chicago Bulls Fans, Let’s Discuss Your Current Condition

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Sep 28, 2015; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago Bulls forward Pau Gasol (16) poses for a photo during media day at The Advocate Center. Mandatory Credit: Caylor Arnold-USA TODAY Sports

Subject: Pau Gasol


  • Pau Gasol is the greatest scoring big man in Chicago Bulls history.
  • He just led Spain to a EuroBasket championship and looks ready to explode in Chicago’s new offense.
  • He also won’t be playing as many minutes this year so he will be healthy for the playoffs.
  • He may be old, but look at Tim Duncan. They both just keep defying old age.


  • Pau Gasol played for Spain all summer after being “injured” in the playoffs. Now he is going to be worn out for the season.
  • Also, who cares how much he scored last season? His defense was awful.
  • He is also the reason Noah looked so bad.
  • The Bulls were better defensively without him.
  • Gasol also had sinus surgery in the offseason. What’s up with that?